LETHAL TRADE WEAPON : There are few heroes in the unfolding story of Brexit. There were too few politicians prepared to abandon previously held convictions to drive through the mandate derived from a fraudulent and criminally corrupted opinion poll, but there were just enough who stepped up to the plate. Who put their careers before country.
And now we need to hear their stories. Their heroic songs need to be sung.
Thankfully, ambitious streaming service, FlagShagga are also stepping up to the plate and hitting the mark (the mark being an entire country and a rules based global order), and have commissioned a new drama focused on the life of a hero who shouldn’t have to wait for Trade Valhalla for their song to be sung.
“Liz Truss – Trade Negotiator is already in the can and post-production will be finished by the summer,” Thor Tradenson, CEO of FlagShagga, told LCD Views in an exclusive interview.
“I’m so confident of its chances I’ve already commissioned the sequel. Liz Truss – Oyster Shucker!”
And the chances of edge of your seat excitement are as guaranteed as the German car industry riding in to save Brexit.
“You’ll want to have your popcorn ready as you settle down to watch the lead trade negotiator of a sovereign, fully independent trading nation hit her strides.”
The strides will of course be Union Jack patterned, just like the trademark umbrella.
“Grip your loved ones tight as you watch Liz take EU negotiated trade deals with minor global players and roll them over for a while, usually at a disadvantage to what was on offer previously. It’s nail biting stuff.”
It’s all high octane excitement as Liz overcomes the challenges a trade superhero will inevitably encounter.
“I don’t want to spoil the fun, but let’s just say the moment Liz runs out of tipex just as she’s whiting out EU to write in U.K. in a trade deal rollover for one year with Narnia will have you chewing your nails to the quick.”
But it’s not just modifying deals already signed and sealed that sees Liz in the middle of do or die moments.
“You’ll laugh yourself silly when she goes to the photocopier late one evening only to find a drunk, fat, fumbling, scarecrow haired, blonde man attempting to photocopy his backside, while mumbling Pericles, after a crate of Bollinger.”
Liz Truss – Trade Negotiator, get ready for the ride of your life.