TEST PATTERN TEST PATTERN TEST PATTERN : THE PRODUCTION COMPANY BEHIND the UK’s most loved flagship programme, BBCQT, has announced the successful test of a new points based selection system for audience members.
And what a week to launch it too! Eugenics is back in vogue. Anti-immigration sentiment on the rise…can an immigrant get points that an indigenous Brit wouldn’t? Who knows! Let’s find out. Let’s have BBCQT help out.
“The points based system is to ensure better audience participation,” Mr Propa Ganda (who designed the quiz for BBCQT) said, “you know there’s only so many plants you can bed in each and every week. We thought, let’s widen out the selection and let the public get involved.”
In order to get involved interested members of the electorate now apply via a simple, web based quiz and are awarded points based on their answers.
Questions such as,
Q1. What have we taken back control of?
A) A flower pot B) Boarders C) Grammer D) Control
Q2. Where has parliamentary sovereignty gone?
A) Into a blazing inferno of right wing populism where it’s sizzling, charring and cracking and may possibly continue to incinerate until it’s just atoms and dust, if the country doesn’t change course B) Dom’s hands C) Up a pole wrapped in Union Jack D) No idea. No one’s looking for it yet.
Q3. Do you have genuine concerns over immigration?
A) Yes B) YeS C) YES!!!!! B) I FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE ON TRAIN JOURNEYS
In order to qualify for entry to the audience members of the public must cross the threshold.
“Then they get a special audience visa,” Mr Propa Gander confirms, rubbing his hands together, one eye vacant and the other sparkling.
And just like the assertions made by BBCQT audience members and certain panelists, the answers don’t need to be correct, they just need to feel right.