LITTLE BRITAIN ROARS : UK President Boris Johnson has revealed the depth of his understanding of the EU when he fired a shot over the bows of EU crown prince Junker today.
Speaking to handpicked press audience of idiots serving Murdoch and Mammon, President Johnson did not hold back.
“If Scandinavian champagne producers think they will continue to have an open goal against English sparkling wine makers after Brexit, they’ve another thing coming!” a boisterous Mr Johnson said, and then did callisthenics for several minutes.
The warning will serve to put the EU’s unelected, hereditary rulers on notice.
“Just because you’ve maintained your power unbroken since the Norman Invasion of 1066, don’t expect to carry on after Brexit is done.”
How the long established Scandinavian wine makers will react isn’t clear, but Will Tugforelockforcash, writing in the Telegraph, or it could be The Sun, or The Express, or The Fail, it’s pointless to try and distinguish which, as it doesn’t matter, said the following.
“There is no way the Swedish champagne sector can compete with an unbridled English sparkling wine maker exporting internationally over the heads of the Norwegians. I expect the Estonian bubbly makers will be rapidly seeking a bi-lateral trade deal with Downing Street.”
Junker can go whistle! We’re Global Britain and we haven’t just re-elected a complete brace of idiots!