PATRIOTIC PROJECT MANAGEMENT : The UK’s favourite businessman, and all round potatriot, James Dyson has successfully cancelled his much lauded electric car project, after investing billions.
https://news.sky.com/story/james-dyson-cancels-electric-car-project-11832275
“No one should draw any correlation to Brexit,” an imagined James Dyson said, “just because I’ve moved pretty much my whole show to Singapore is not a sign of my lack of faith in the economic viability of Project Brexit either. The UK should continue to pour billions into that, clearly, the food bank sector for one will greatly benefit. Should millions of hungry mouths eventually lead to a more tax friendly corporate environment I’ll be more than happy to become more patriotic again. You will ultimately all see a benefit of this political stitch up. Especially if you like marching about in uniforms. I don’t have a grudge against the EU for purely personal reasons.”
Helpful reassurance.
Especially helpful is the assertion that no correlation should be drawn between Dyson cancelling a project, years in, that has proven to be economically illiterate, and Brexit. Which has also proven to be not only economically illiterate, but culturally, politically, diplomatically and politically.
Dyson went on to add,
“Brexit is not a political failure, or a failure of the Brexit and Lexit teams. If you’ve been paying attention you would have realised they are closely interconnected. Just have a look at the voting in the failed 2011 attempt to get an IN/OUT referendum and then tell me you’re not being played.”
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2011/oct/25/mp-voted-for-eu-referendum
“This news of my cancelled car project will be wilfully ignored by anyone pushing Brexit. So too any other evidence that they’re idiots who are doing wilful damage to the UK for ideological aims.
“We are working to quickly find alternative roles within Europe for as many once viable British industries as possible. We have sufficient bank accounts to absorb any of the loss of personal freedoms and opportunities Brexit will entail for poor people.
“For those who cannot, or do not wish to, live in a wonderland of creeping fascism, we will laugh at them when the toilet paper shortages hit.”