LESS IS MORE MORE OR LESS : Downing Street aren’t taking recent Brexit wheeze setbacks lying down (with the exception of Jacob Rees-mogg).
“Not while there’s a single penny left that could better be spent on public services,” a Downing Street source told LCD Views, “what good are nurses if Donald Trump doesn’t hold our sovereignty? We need to get Brexit delivered.”
To assist in this aim the harebrained geniuses feverishly burning the midnight oil have come up with a new advertising initiative to spaff even more public money on.
“We already know the British people just want Brexit gone,” the source continued, “and we believe if we spend more hundreds of millions of tax money on a fresh wave of propaganda then they’ll want it gone more than ever.”
To this end the award winning “Get Ready” billboards are being got ready again.
“Less is more,” the source said, simply, concisely, briefly and with a modicum of discretion, “less food is more food. Less medicines are more medicines. Less sovereignty is more sovereignty. Less international standing is more international standing. It’s all pretty straightforward when you think about it, more or less.”
Less substance and more attempt to control narrative is more narrative. Once you get the message, you’ll feel you’re getting ready for less.
But what the public will think about all the billions and billions being wasted on such initiatives will become clear over time. Think of what else that money could have been spent on?
“But you’ve got to keep the gammon happy,” the source said, “less happy gammon is more unhappy gammon. We don’t want that.”
Less propaganda and more governance is one message you won’t be seeing on a publicly funded billboard anytime soon. Not until these bluffing charlatans have less power. Much, much less.