WE ARE NOT AMUSED : Queen Elizabeth, the second of her name, and Empress of the United Kingdom and Northern Ireland, has taken to twitter to hit back at voters criticising her for not saving them from themselves.
“It is One’s fault you elected complete bellends to the run the country?” The Queen tweeted early this morning.
Instantly there was speculation that one of the younger members of the household had taken control of the royal twitter account. Breaking the silence in defence of the realm.
“You had not worked out that Dave “hug a hoodie” Cameron was an intellectually vapid lightweight, just doing what any billionaire funded think tank suggested by 2015? So you gave him a majority?”
Well, um…I didn’t vote for him.
“Then even after the shambles of the EUref, and the ensuing chaos, broken promises, exposed criminality and yawning gulf between assertions by Brexiters and reality, you decided to give Theresa “dementia tax” May just enough seats still to cobble together a majority with a wedge of cash to a gang of creationists?”
Look, I didn’t vote for her either.
“And it’s my fault parliament is suspended, now that the biggest charlatans of the lot have managed to get their hands on the levers of power?”
I won’t vote for them either!
“Leave off. Get your own house in order before you trash talk me. Maybe if you tried protesting day after day, rather than twice a year, you might get somewhere.”
It’s definitely not the Queen tweeting, but we get the point she’s making.