TAKE BACK CONTROL : Doris Willies’ indentured servant MPs, and paid propagandists, have struck back firmly today after MPs not subject to Tory Party blackmail actually sat down and talked with each other.
“You can’t sit and talk and find common ground, and worse, work together,” Tory Tory MP blasted his parliamentary colleagues, “it’s undemocratic! Democracy is doing what you’ve been blackmailed into doing by someone who has a folder of compromising photos of you. Or just as bad, your internet search history. Or perhaps a list of your fishier donors. Or maybe something as simple as a way for a daft, overly inbred child to have a respectable career if you vote right. It’s certainly not sitting down and talking with each other across party lines!”
And the Willie government is right to be outraged. If MPs get used to talking with one another and deciding their common ground is country before party, it could lead to a general deterioration of modern British politics.
“Just imagine if enough MPs decide the future of the United Kingston is more important than five minutes mismanaging an important ministry, well, what will happen to Brexit? Billions have been spent to procure Brexit. Crimes have been committed and allegedly swept under the carpet. An entire nation has been divided, families sundered, millions of people psychologically terrorised. It can’t all be for nothing. Brexit backers expect a pay off. No more talking! It’s undemocratic!”
LCD Views find ourselves in the surprising situation of being in disagreement with the government.
We applaud MPs, and their party leaders, sitting down to find common cause. Making it openly known that’s what they’re doing. Deciding on a way forward that they publicise. It seems exceptionally democratic.
“There’s not much point in us attempting to silence parliament, if you’re just going to talk and work together anyway,” Tory Tory MP spluttered, “Take back control means take over parliament and silence it. That’s Brexit democracy. It’s been bought and paid for. It needs to be delivered or bloody hell, what will my wife say when the tabloids get hold of it?!”