SPRICHST DU BREXSHITSCH : Great news for potatriots today with the announcement from the Department for Re-Education that all those silly European languages are OUT of British schools, as they’re just useless.
“It’s about preparing the next generation for life after Brexshit,” a Department for Re-Education spokesman revealed today, “or as we say in Brexitlandia, DO YOU SPEAK BREXSHIT?, this will now become the mandated greeting at OUR BORDERS UNDER ARE CONTROL.”
The decision to make sweeping changes to the way languages are taught in schools builds on the perceptual work already done since June 2016.
“Already true born potatriots across the country are telling their children what’s the flipping point of learning anything that isn’t English, Inglish, Brexshish or any other form of SUPERIOR MOTHER TONGUE. As such demand for those silly European languages is rightly diminishing. No one is leaving home after Brexit, so no one needs any other language than the Queen’s own.”
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/education-47334374
Some kickback from fifth columnists in the education system is anticipated. As such all non-English language teachers are in the process of being rounded up and deported.
“When our children go forth as brand advocates for Global Britain we want to ensure that the only language they can talk in is Brexshish,” the spokesman informed, “this will force people who mistakenly learned inferior languages as children to converse in a proper, patriotic tongue.”
Further changes are also afoot.
“We will be purifying the music curriculum also,” the spokesman beamed, “with lesser musicians, like Beethoven, being removed from the curriculum. They’re only there for the propaganda purposes of the EU anyway. And we’re OUT.”
Remember, it is your duty as a citizen to ensure the correct language is spoken at all times. This will ensure we make a success of Brexit. If you see a funny looking foreigner on the streets be sure to walk up to them, redden your face and demand, Do you speak Brexshish?
Go forth Global Britons and multiply, but only sums that can be done with five fingers.