BOJO IS AN ASS : Boris Johnson’s frothy right wing supporters are demanding his nosey neighbours be slapped with an ASBOJO today.
The demands come after it was reported that Mr Johnson had such a loud domestic with his young lover, Ms Carrie On-Untilthenextblonde, that neighbours became so concerned they called the police, and even recorded the shouted incident lest the woman’s disobedient demand of “Get off of me!” was a precursor to something very bad.
”It’s pathetic. It’s just jealousy from the rabble,” Ms Any Right-winger, rent a propaganda Telegraph columnist, said.
”A posh man should be able to do what he likes in the confines of his own home, or the flat of the young woman he commited adultery with. To eavesdrop just shows how much some of the plebs have forgotten their place. They should have stuffed their fingers in their ears and gone back to sleep. Presumably they have factory work, cleaning, matchmaking, tarting or domestic service to show up for at dawn? Civilisation is failing if a man can’t apply the rule of thumb without a glass held against the wall!”
The incident with Mr Johnson broke into the news cycle, pretty much solely concerned with Mr Johnson (how very Trumpian we’ve become), on the same day as the horrible news that a woman attacked another Tory MP’s hands with her neck.
”ASBOJO the lot of them!” rent a gob added, “the conditions of one are very useful, as someone’s political affiliation must be comfirmed before they can call 999. This stop the march of progress dead in its tracks.”
Calling the police may or may not be of any use anyway, as the police first allegedly lied about attending Mr Johnson’s late night schooling of the silly little girl, before being confronted with detailed knowledge of it by journalists and having to confirm they did attend.
”ASBOJO the Guardian while you’re at it. If the great and the good can’t be protected from the rule of law the U.K. will fall. It’s about democracy at the end of the day, and how we manipulate it.”
ASBOJO, just combine an ASS with a BOJO. It’s a two asses for one kinda thing. Get yours today!