WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT : The flagging British tourism sector is said to be anticipating the potential impact today of a Boris Johnson premiership, by reviewing all the dog whistle racism he’s written in newspaper columns.
”It’s grim,” Mrs Howdiditcometothis, told LCD Views, “he can’t help himself. Partially he says these appalling things because he runs away with himself and partially because he’s a world class prat who has zero conscience. Actually, just the prat part. It’s frankly embarrassing, demeaning and we’re anticipating being wiped out if that pound store Trump gets the keys to number 10.”
But it’s not all bad news. While people may feel less inclined to visit Global Britain, with its racism based governing philosophy, other destinations are certain to see a boost.
”EU27 countries can presumably pick up what we lose,” our insider context sighed, “which is probably what we deserve for allowing this shaming shambles to go on and on, and for not having a national politics that removes people who are happy to be racist at an early stage, like it used to do.”
The hit to the sector is a bit of a shock, as the fall in the value of the pound was supposed to boost inward tourism spending, not see it decline.
”The weaker pound is proving as much use as our weaker reputation on the global stage,” she added, “the only Brexit dividend is that enjoyed by other countries able to capitalise on our mass act of self harm.”
LCD Views thinks it’s unlikely that Boris will become PM, while possible, but if he does it will do to remember the old phrase,
You get the government you deserve.
So it is well passed time even more people began to raise their voice and say about the current state of affairs another old staple,
Not in my name. No ifs, no buts.