EMPIRE 2.0 : Global Britain’s second coming to empire looks to have hit a small archipelago in the BRITISH (IT SAYS BRITISH) Indian Ocean today after a UN vote telling the UK to hand the Chagos Archipelago to Mauritius.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48371388
The dispute over the islands appears to have revealed that not everyone on Earth is especially pleased with the new United Kingdom, after we received less support than usual from so called allies.
“They’ll come around,” a part of Boris Johnson’s brain told LCD Views, “I’ll have a bally warship sent there and that’ll show them what what.”
The statement from the next prime minister of Global Britain was immediately seized upon, as the UK’s reluctance to cede control of the islands centres on its current use as a military outpost.
“We should send a warship to every country that voted against us,” Mark Francois weighed in (meatily, saltily, greasily, gammonily) on Mr Johnson’s behalf, “WE’VE SAVED THEM ALL FROM NAZI GERMANY AND NOW THEY’RE STABBING US IN THE BACK! WE’LL SHOW THEM WHO STABS WHO IN THE BACK! WE’RE GLOBAL BRITONS!”
Plans to send warships to the fifty six states that abstained were also launched, as that’s as good as treason too.
While it’s completely puzzling why the UK should recently be suffering setbacks in international tribunals that we’re accustomed to getting our way with, it’s definitely not connected to telling most of the world to just f off and take their painstakingly developed (after conflicts) rules based orders with them.
“We need to campaign for Unxit,” Francois added, “get 100% of our sovereignty back! That’ll show them!”
Global Britain. Empire 2.0 maybe just a little bit smaller than the first one, but not if we believe hard enough.