US Navy replaces fleet with warships that align historically with Alabama’s new abortion laws

BACK TO THE FUTURE, WAY BACK : The US Navy have announced today that it has replaced its entire seaborne fleet with warships that align historically with Alabama’s new abortion laws.

”Planes are right out of course,” a rear admiral said from the back of a room, “any powered flight. We’ve dumped them all in the sea. We’re now working to develop a balloon for aerial reconnaissance. Our aircraft carriers are scrap. The balloon should be ready in a century or two and provide us with a total advantage over the rest of the world, certain as we are that they’ll follow our decision to de-evolve culturally to the Middle Ages.”

The navy isn’t the only pillar of American power to take measures to support the misogyny occurring across numerous states.

The Pro Life Pro Gun lobby are said to be mildly concerned about plans to change the gun laws at a federal level on similar lines.

”Muzzle loading rifles and pistols are due for a resurgence in popularity,” the admiral notes, “once the laws restricting gun technology along the lines of a parallel level of development of society with the new abortion laws come into force. Gunpowder sellers are going to be millionaires by this time next year. And really it just aligns the tech with the era of the writing of the 2nd amendment.”

How the pro life forces will deal with a limitation on patriotic citizens ability to commit wanton mass slaughter of people that were actually born remains to be seen.

LCD Views supports the efforts of certain states in the USA to return to a medieval, or just post medieval era, and trust it will involve a turning off of Donald Trump’s twitter also.

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