CORRECTION – GOD has taken German citizenship due to diesel, not because of Brexit.
We would like to say sorry. We have never had to before. Please be forgiving.
Here at LCD Views we take the accuracy of everything we invent incredibly seriously.
But yesterday a mistake happened.
No ifs, no cigarette butts, no water butts, no big butts, we got it badly wrong.
And we’re sorry.
When we published our article on God no longer being an Englishman we cited Brexit as the cause of his change of nationality.
This was incorrect.
And we’re sorry.
It was because of diesel that God decided, with a heavy heart, to renounce his English nationality and apply for a German passport.
We all know many instances over the last year when Brexit has been cited as the reason for a negative event.
In every case, research by Brexit supporting politicians and social media Brexit sock puppets have revealed diesel as the root cause.
God’s ensuring he keeps his passport burgundy, should Brexit occur, is no different.
We hope this lays to bed an issue entirely of our own make believing, that with more rigorous invention would not have occurred.
Some papers bury corrections on page forty. Not LCD Views.
We would like to wish God all the best in his new home, we hear the forests, and the autobahn, is great fun this time of year.
We’re sorry for any distress caused. We will strive to invent better facts in future, just like Brexiters.
Thank you.