A British man has been identified by Wikipedia as being behind the falsifying of the Statue of Liberty’s Wikipedia page.
“It’s believed the British Foreign Secretary took umbrage at being owned by a departing French diplomat over waning U.K. influence in Washington, as a direct result of the stupidity of Brexit, and decided on the action,” a spokesman claiming to speak for Wikipedia said, “action has been taken to correct the intellectual vandalism on our website.”
It’s believed the page is also considering barring Mr Hunt from editing the page in future, but will stop short of banning him outright.
”Pretty much every member of the current U.K. government could do with a history lesson,” the spokesman added, “that goes further than dates of famous historical battles won by English generals. We would encourage Mr Hunt to read up and learn.”
A spokesman for the Foreign and Commonwealth Office was approached for a statement but the only reply was an extended groan of pain, followed by a short statement,
“First Boris and now this immature plank. When will it ever end?”
While the intellectual vandalism of the Statue of Liberty’s page is easily corrected, it’s not certain how fast the intellectual and moral vandalism currently being performed on the entirety of the U.K. can be repaired.
”If the shower currently in government aren’t got out soon it’s likely that the U.K. will only be written about in past tense on our page going forward.”
Jeremy Hunt himself has not been approached for comment, believed to currently be engaged in arguing with a toddler over whose dad is biggest.