LCD Views can report today on the broken news that an entire country has acted like the infamous ‘Florida Man’ after shooting itself in the economy but failing to realise until almost three years later.
”Reports indicate that the United Kingdom was in the process of changing the scat covered pants of the governing Tory Party in 2016 when it accidentally shot itself through the economy, the dignity, the credibility, the humanity and even the official opposition party, but didn’t realise.”
The United Kingdom says it fell down after the changing of the pants, or EU ref 2016, but didn’t notice it had shot itself as it was on a high dose of dark money funded propaganda.
”It didn’t help that both the governing party and the leader of the official opposition failed to realise the country had shot itself,” the story continues, “and even after noticing the blood draining from investment and jobs both main sides of the U.K.’s politics then denied it was shot.
”It’s only when the UK’s main parties went through a sudden change of number of MPs that they seemed to notice the bullet holes in both of the country’s knees.”
Whether or not noticing that the country has shot itself will cause either party to credibly change again is open for speculation.
”The politics of the U.K. is averse to seekinf medical attention however,” the story continues, “as they’re is just so much friggin’ corruption and crime involving major political forces, it’s feared any attempt to dress the gaping wounds could lead to arrest.”