LCD Views can report that there’s finally insight into why Westminster appears to be lacking an opposition to the countrycide currently being pursued by the May government.
“He’s told us,” our political insides and other guts, analyst says.
Who? What? When? Why?
”Jeremy Corbyn. He says he forgot he was leader of the official opposition at Westminster.”
Just like he forgot to mention the possibility of a People’s Vote when he penned his little staged managed missive, not in anyway written out of a cynical media strategy with the prior knowledge of the Tories, to the PM with his negotiating position for helping her reduce the U.K. to rubble via Brexit?
”Now that’s a long question with many moving parts, but in a word, yes.”
Well, will he be doing anything to improve his memory? Sudoku maybe? Cryptic crosswords? Learning a foreign language? Perhaps there’s other really important things he’s forgotten.
”Oh, I don’t think he’s bothered by the lapse in memory. Even if it’s a really bad one for the many, but not the few.”
Next you’ll be saying he forgot he three line whipped to trigger Article 50. Or he forgot he banged on about a jobs first Brexit for years.
”When it was blatantly obvious that any Brexit is a jobsicide?”
That’s right.
”Oh, I don’t think he’ll have trouble remembering his finest moments in politics. He’s waited so very long for them.”
You’re forgetting he singlehandedly convinced Charles Kennedy to oppose the second Iraq War.
”Who? Only Corbyn opposed it at Westminster.”
It seems we’re all having memory troubles! But what’s he going to do now he’s remembered he’s leading the official opposition at Westminster?
”Forget again.”