The Conservative MP For Maidenhead has confirmed, only to LCD Views, that she will vote against U.K. PM Theresa May’s Brexit Deal when it comes before the HoC this evening.
”I’ll be getting some staffer to tell everyone on Twitter and Facepamphlet later,” Theresa May told us exclusively, “as you tend to block bots, I’m not sure all the electorate will have heard.”
But why the decision to vote against the prime minister’s WA with the EU, when May is telling everyone in the U.K. it’s in the national interest?
”It’s plainly not,” May scoffed, “which is why I’m getting such a beasting in the Commons over it. A real Frankenbrexitstein deal that has united both Leavers and Remainers in opposition. For which I should get some credit, as most thought that an impossible feat!”
But what is it about the WA you object to? Is it the effort to do the minimum possible to prevent a return to violence in NI?
”No, clearly not that.”
Is it the transition period that allows the U.K. time to not starve immediately, as we fumble about digging up the commons and green belts to grow food?
”No. Let them eat cake.”
Well, what exactly, the people deserve to know.
”It’s nowhere near racist enough for my liking. All foreign nationals should be forcibly expelled on Brexit day. Only then will I have delivered on the Brexit the British people voted for. Which given the fruity things Corbs says about leaving the Single Market, thus ensuring a Labour Brexit ends FOM (except for millionaires) too, is clearly a move supported by her majesty’s most loyal opposition.”
So you’re saying it’s not racist enough, but?
”But nothing. Kick out the foreigners. Then maybe I can sleep at night knowing no one is coming to steal our horses. And Theresa May can get some hard earned shut eye too.”
But you are Theresa May and this is your deal.
“Don’t get fresh with me. Where were your parents born? Will someone please put me out of my political misery!”