LCD Views has yet another exclusive today with the leak from Downing Street that British prime Rupert Murdoch will shortly inform his puppet Theresa May which cabinet minister he has chosen for a landmark speech. A speech that builds on the recent impression that numerous British politicians, activists and commentators have already forgotten Jo Cox.
”The speech will be about advancing the British knee,” the insider reveals, “It’s actually incredibly and shamelessly derivative from a famous black short speech from the 1930’s. Oswald Moseley is expected to be resurrected and clap in the audience. Of course he’ll be wearing a hi viz jacket.”
It’s believed interim DExEU Secretary Stephen Barclay MP is currently favourite, given his recent comments regarding the blatant attempts to intimate Anna Soubry MP, and select female journalists into silence on such peripheral policy matters as Brexit. Because that’s how we do democracy in the U.K. these days, you know, in the non-democratic way of shouting down dissent.
”It’s preferable to intimidate women, people who aren’t white and gays initially,” the insider comments, “to show proper British men that if they attempt to defend someone less privileged then themselves that they’re next.”
The use of intimidation and street violence has a long tradition of achieving far right political objectives in the U.K., most noteably in the 1930’s.
”If people aren’t afraid for their physical safety then we risk the far right coup that is Brexit failing,” the insider adds, “and we need to support our street bigots in the hope PayPal will process even more donations for them, so we don’t have to overtly fund them. And of course, having the hoi poli who we intend to crush under our boots pay for the boots is just very ticklish.”
While it’s certain to be a serving cabinet minister giving the speech, most likely from the BBC towers on College Green, he or she can expect to be flanked by those Labour MPs and commentators who have also advocated going forward with the criminal Brexit exercise out of fear of letting fascism lose its only U.K. gain for decades.
”We’re going to invite Twitter star Tim Montgomerie to introduce the speaker after his outstanding tweets excusing the harassment of Soubry with an argument that is essentially ‘she was wearing a short skirt, so what did she expect’. It shows how far we’ve progressed since the bad old days. Victim blaming is as timeless as flares.”
Finishing touches are to be added to the script, but it’s believed it will begin,