Fearless warrior for free speech and the rights of downtrodden white men, Tommy Robinson has announced that he will not be daunted by the refusal of US authorities to grant him a visa.
Having been refused a visa to visit the US on the spurious grounds that he holds a criminal record and that last time he entered the US it was using false documents Robinson has confirmed that instead he plans to join the convoy of migrants heading across Mexico to the Texas border.
“President Trump has repeatedly warned that unless he is given billions to build a wall, there is nothing that will keep them out – so that’s me sorted,” he said, adding that he wasn’t anticipating any problem slipping across the border among thousands of dark skinned Spanish speakers.
“A bit of fake tan, a dash of hasta la vista and there will probably be truckloads of democrat snowflakes waiting to carry me across manyana,” he smirked.
“A spokesman for the caravan of thousands of impoverished central Americans walking across Mexico pointed out that as the caravan isn’t in any organised but is just an ad hoc collection of people running for their lives from poverty, conflict and famine they don’t actually have any spokespeople, but that anyway he didn’t think anyone would object to a pasty faced English speaking “gringo” joining them.
“Maybe he’ll then realise that we aren’t the evil murdering scum we have been made out to be and will spread the word once we have risked our lives smuggling him across the border,” he said.
“Then again, maybe he’s just another self publicising racist scam artist in a stupid checked suit,” he shrugged.