Both Theresa May and Tommy Robinson have attracted a lot of criticism since stepping into the political limelight, but the latest name to speak out against them is from a most unexpected source and for a very unique reason.
Great Uncle Bulgaria has spoken out publicly against both of them for using his likeness in their mode of dress. His lawyer gave a press conference on his behalf, and issued the following statement:
“I can confirm that, acting on behalf of a Mr G. U. Bulgaria of Wimbledon Common, I have issued Cease And Desist notices to both Theresa May and Tommy Robinson individually regarding their mimicking his likeness with their choice of apparel.”
Mr Robinson was quick to respond:
“No way Jose! I’m British and I’ll wear what I like. That foreign **** can jolly well change his clothes, and if he doesn’t like it he should go home to Bulgaria!”
It was then explained to Mr Robinson that Bulgaria is his name, not his home country, and that Mr Bulgaria is a British citizen. Robinson quickly retorted:
“Well that’s just stupid!”
It was then pointed out that Dawn French isn’t French, and Irving Berlin didn’t come from Berlin at which point Mr Robinson went into a meltdown – his further comments are unprintable.
Mrs May has so far declined to comment on the matter.
Mr Bulgaria has been a British citizen since 1968 and has gained legendary status in the world of recycling. His ability to make constructive use of everyday objects other people have discarded is described as second to none by those who have met him.
We await further developments with baited breath.