A woman already suffering from a deep sense of self inflicted isolation has been left further troubled after all her friends changed their mobile phone numbers at once, and none gave her their new one.
”It’s her work colleagues too,” an aide to the woman told LCD Views, “every single Tom, Dick, Priti, Amber and Harry of them has changed their numbers.”
It’s said the woman in question is baffled as to why, but fears it is a coordinated attempt to undermine her at work.
”She’s your classic middle manager, rungs down in the Murdoch empire and unlikely to rise further. She takes out her frustrated ambitions on all beneath her,” the aide went on, “she’s bloody awful to work for. Won’t listen. Always coming up with half baked, nonsensical new pathways and insisting you action them, when they’ve clearly got buckley’s. It’s no surprise she’s been hit with a large scale, passive aggressive act of constructive dismissal.”
Quite what she intends to do about it is not clear, but it’s believed it will only make the atmosphere at work worse.
”She’s not the only one actually,” the aide continued, “a big blonde man who used to work with her can’t get anyone’s new number either.”
And how is he reacting to it?
”Apparently he’s barely aware. He keeps phoning the old numbers and blathering on regardless. I don’t really see what all the fuss is about, it’s not like either of them ever listen to a damn thing anyone says to them.”