Great news for fact hungry business and first class fliers today with the announcement that Liam Fox MP has been hired as the new frequent flier feature writer by TripAdvisor.
”It’s wonderful to see Liam get his own platform in the digital world,” an aide to the business guru Fox told LCD Views, “and here I was thinking he wasn’t even up to the job of being a shoehorn for someone putting on flip flops. Shows what I know!”
While the nitty gritty of the deal between Liam and the famous website are being kept curtained, it’s no doubt it will be a profitable one with the International Business Secretary turning his famed deal making prowess to feathering his own nest.
”I suspect there will be a lot of advice on how to correctly store your air miles,” the aide beamed, “under your mattress or offshore in a dark money tax haven, a piggy bank in your bedroom or even possibly as a kickback for an arms deal? I don’t know. I’m just guessing. It’s unlikely someone who’s only been forced to reign once for misconduct in a public office would have anything but above the board advice.”
As part of a taster for the new column Liam is expected to write about his highly successful trip to Japan this week to ask the Japanese to work against their own interests by begging the EU to undermine its own interests to help out Liam and his chums asset strip the U.K.”
If Liam can convince the Japanese to self harm to help the U.K. there’s no telling what he’ll do next.
We look forward to syndicating the column in the interests of all our many readers who have attained high office and are using it to do sod all but swan about the world in a plane, sipping champagne at public expense with aero expectation of a usable outcome at the other end.
”There is no telling what Liam will do next,” the aide agreed, “he doesn’t even know. He hasn’t got a clue.”