Mass graveyard of canaries found in Brexit mine

Alarming reports today that a mass graveyard of canaries has been found inside a Brexit mine.

The mine, located at Westminster in central London, is believed to have been opened under the Palace of Westminster during the period of debates during the passage of Dave “the wonder” Cameron’s EU referendum legislation.

”We really got digging under ourselves after June 23rd 2016,” IDS, spokesman for the mining syndicate responsible, told LCD Views, “and we’re going down as far as we can. You can’t hit rock bottom. That’s our slogan at ERG Mining International.”

Work in the mine is expected to continue well beyond March 2019, in spite of numerous breaches of legislative health and safety codes and the lingering concerns the mine is a massive money pit.

”The public is footing the bill for the entire operation,” IDS clarified, “so cost is not an issue. The profits are of course privatised into the hands of a wealthy clique with the vision to break ground in the first place.”

But reports of inability for a canary to survive inside the shafts have been rising for a while. And now scandal threatens the operation after a whistle blower leaked photographs of a mass avian grave.

”These birds are paying a price worth paying for the future of Global Britain the Tax Haven,” IDS rebuffed, “namby pamby, libtard snowflake concerns over canaries dropping like flies aren’t going to stop us blasting away the bedrock of British parliamentary democracy. Our motive is solid.”

Which motive is that?

”The profit motive. And with the support of the leader of the official opposition also saying Brexit mine will pay dividends, we’re not stopping until the Palace of Westminster collapses into the gaping moral and ethical hole we’ve mined underneath it.”

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