A seasoned hostage negotiator has professed to being unable to tell if a woman featured in a hair raising video posted online last night is actually the hostage or hostage taker.
”Pass the salt and the pepper,” Defective Dem Ocracy said, as we settled down with her to watch the video again, “I think best when I’m properly seasoned.”
In the video which is not advisable to show to minors, a clearly strained and insincere middle aged woman attempts to send more messages with her eyes than her mouth.
“You can tell she’s reading from a script and she’s not making this recording by personal choice. Just look at her? What a car crash of a person. Crash test dummy hits wall at 100mph.”
Well at least it’s a proper British speed. That’s some comfort.
”Yes. The way she keeps repeating the same phrases. Delivering on this, bag of lies, the British people voted for, another crock of shite. Clearly whoever is forcing her to record this message is taking the line that if you just keep repeating a lie it will become a truth. It won’t work.”
So she’s a hostage?
”Oh, I didn’t say that. This could be a bluff. She wants us to think she’s the hostage so we’ll pity her and do what her captors are demanding. But it’s just as likely she’s the ringleader and pulling a fast one.”
A fast one? This con has been playing out for a couple of years now.
”Measured in the speed of collapse of civil society and the British economy, if the organised gang behind this video achieve their objective, you’re probably right. The build up to the crash will seem geological in scale. That’s how they’ll make their money. Smash and grab in twenty four hours.”
But who’s behind it? Do you have any clue?
”Yes. A shadowy group of insane criminals who don’t care who gets hurt. They’re called the ERG. The sooner they’re stopped, the safer we’ll be.”