The Torykip lunatics pretending they know how to run a country into something other than the ground and tax evasion hit back today at accusations they’ve lost the argument for Brexit, in spite of shouting really loudly at everyone.
“Iain Duncan Smith hasn’t bloody helped,” Beter Tone MP for Gristle told us, “what’s with the fffing if you don’t like Brexit go and live somewhere else line? Jesus H Christ at a turnpike! If all the bloody remainers leave who is going to be left with the brains to sort out Brexit?”
A good question. But the Brexit lunatics are not without one or two ideas still? Apart from threatening to go kamikaze in parliament.
”Too right. We’re going to win back the lost argument for Brexit just as soon as we can find it,” the MP asserted.
You mean there is a reason for Brexit, other than tax evasion and keeping racists happy?
“If we have enough faith there is,” he replied, “I even heard a Tory MP coin the term ‘prosperity Brexit’, I want that one now.”
We heard that too. We almost broke a rib laughing. Unless it’s a negative adjective any Brexit is an oxymoron Brexit.
”Oh, that’s the issue. We’re already doing all the morons Brexit.”
So what’s the answer?
”We’re going to start digging under Westminster until we find the lost argument for Brexit.”
It’s going to be a very big hole.
“Largest open pit mine in Europe by the time we’re done,” Mr Tone said, “northerners are going to love it.”
I wouldn’t be so sure about that.