LCD Views’ light entertainment specialist ran straight into a lamp post today after learning the new and anticipated film by the Four Stooges will be filmed in THE Palace of Westminster.
The film, which has the working title of, ‘SNAFU : The Wrong Hostile Environment’, is to be the first outing for the Stooges after Theresa May forcibly inserted herself into the group, after exhuming their bodies on June 8th last year.
“It’s taken time to get the original three stooges reanimated,” makeup artist on the production, D Hannan told us, “but by screaming at them twenty four seven for nearly a year they’ve finally begun to twitch back into life, if only to get out of the room we are keeping them in for a break.”
It’s hoped the Mo, Curly and Shemp will accept Ms May, given their lack of understanding of modern politics, as there were six of them at one time anyway.
“She’s had her hair cut especially to fit in,” D Hannan continued, “and anyone who doesn’t recognise an ongoing shambles just by glancing at her every action, well, they’d have to be dead. Although we’re hoping when they’re awake enough they may do some much needed work on her dialogue.”
The plot of the new film, ‘SNAFU : The Wrong Hostile Environment’ is to centre on the four stooges, employed as humble parliamentary aides, attempting to confuse media types into thinking a policy designed with hatred of humans in its core, the ‘hostile environment’, and based on presumptions last popular in the early 19th century, is actually about reuniting long lost family members.
“The hostile environment policies are not a tester for how we will forcibly deport millions of EU27 citizens once they reach retirement age,” D Hannan wanted us to be sure to print, “it’s just there because Ms May hates pretty much everyone, except some white people. And she doesn’t even like all of them!”
Filming is expected to start in the summer and will feature a cameo from opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn, as big a stooge as his governing opposite number, Mr Corbyn will be pushing at a door that says pull in the background for most of the movie.