The fire service have reportedly been called to a chocolate factory this afternoon after a woman judged a bad egg fell into a garbage chute.
”She didn’t fall,” Charlie Bouquet, also on the tour told LCD Views, “she made this big song and dance about making the chocolate factory strong and united, which was odd, as all she did on the tour was read things, then she jumped up onto a set of scales used for judging the quality of eggs.”
Apparently the scales didn’t judge her kindly?
”They judged her accurately so far as I can tell. It was a lot nicer once she was dropped into the garbage chute.”
What was the attitude of the factory owner?
”He was funny,” Charlie said, “he saw her about to get onto the scales and he said ‘no, stop, be careful, please don’t’, but he said it quietly. It was almost like he expected her to end up in the chute at some stage of the tour.”
Were the other group members concerned?
”No. They all seemed out for themselves, if you ask me. After the woman went there was only me and little Liam Teevee left. He kept banging on about getting more golden air miles. He was irritating.”
What happened to him?
”He was magically transported through the air and diminished in size. He was very far away from the action by the end.”
The fire service was asked for a progress report on how the search was going.
”Please. We’re, trying, really…hard to locate her,” was the statement, but they didn’t sound like they were really trying to find her at all.