LCD Views has conducted a snap poll of everyone in the United Kingdom today to see what people expect to come out next from the daily unfolding of ‘irregularities’ in the vote for Brexit.
“Ballot box stuffing by Brexiters was the top expectation,” Green Searchlight told an eager editorial meeting,
“far and away the top. Now that the Cambridge Analytica story has exposed the illegalities and overspending by the Brexit campaign.
Putin personally emailing May to instruct her to say ‘Brexit means Brexit’ is number two. He also fed her ‘red, white and blue Brexit’ as they’re his colours too. He stopped after ‘strong and stable’. This is because his catchphrases seem to work better at home. He’s now just supporting Rees-mogg with his bikini girl bot farms and laughing as we slide over the cliff edge.
A distant third is Boris Johnson denying he also slept with Stormy Daniels, although according to political analysts that’s actually the most likely revelation next.”
But surely Brexiters don’t expect to have to ignore further, damning evidence that they’ve been had by a bunch of conmen and charlatans into giving up decades of accrued rights, all in exchange for fattening up the tax havens?
“Brexiters expect it too,” Green explained, “they just don’t give a shit.
Anyone who is still backing Brexit now, after all the broken promises, the reality crushing nature of trying to make a gain from leaving the world’s largest trading bloc and then negotiating against it, the likelihood of destabilising the young peace in Northern Ireland and all the rest, well, they can’t exactly be accused of still supporting Leave out of a reasoned position.”
Blind faith?
“It’ll see you through. Well, until the crushing defeat at the end. But at least you’ll die with a blue passport clutched in your cold, dead hand.”
How is the government expected to respond when the evidence of old fashioned ballot box stuffing emerges?
“Theresa May has been practising for the moment. She knows it’s coming.”
What’s she going to do?
“She’s going to say that she is delivering on the will of the British people, who voted on the 23rd June 2016 to leave the European Union. She’s then going to declare war on Spain.”
She’s what?
“She’ll do what she needs to do to see Brexit through. Anything short of crashing out of the European Union will be a betrayal of the avoidance of taxation for eyewateringly wealthy people that her party is committed to.”
For the many, not the few. When it’s time to vote again, what will you do?