LCD Views has heard today from a rabbit in the headlights who is demanding the U.K. government step down with immediate affect, as they’re giving him a bad reputation.
”To be fair my reputation wasn’t that good to start with,” Mr A Rabbit told us, “but since the 24th June 2016, when WonderTory Dave made a dash for it, things have been getting incrementally worse day by day.”
Mr Rabbit now fears the stain on his low reputation may soon be so difficult to remove he’ll have to wait to be run over with Theresa May and her cabinet of talents.
”You see her stood there day after day with the big, red Brexit bus barrelling down at her at top speed and you want to shout GO!
Just get out of the way!
And take the country out of the way while you’re at it!
But she doesn’t. Her eyes just get wider and wider and her body stiffer with terror and her utterances more strangled and inane.”
Mr Rabbit claims he definitely would have hopped out of the way by now.
”You see plenty of dead pheasants beside the country’s roads. Foxes. The occasional badger. Not too many rabbits though.
And here’s an entire party of governance just frozen while the country decays and an entirely avoidable disaster gets closer and closer.
If only our parliamentary system allowed for some kind of opposing party to make the case for not getting flattened into paste.”
While LCD Views feels a small measure of sympathy for Mr Rabbit, we feel it is our potatriotic duty to remind him that we’re all Brexiters now and we must all stand still, terrified in the giant light of the approaching Brexit, deny it’s happening and make the best of a future that is both pants and paste.