A woman and “the” boy were left struggling today to answer if “a” racism is now the only reason left for “the” Brexit?
Both individuals are currently surprisingly influential in shaping “a” future of “the” United Kingdom.
They’re certainly surprised.
”It’s great isn’t it!” “the” man told LCD Views,
“for years I shouted from the sidelines about injustice and progressive social values and then one day I found myself “the” boss.
It was supposed to be “a” prank to keep some children of Tony Blair happy, or something. I never really got to the bottom of it, but I’m still laughing now.”
It seems both have been centre stage over the last nineteen months or so in the public discussion over what to do about “the” Brexit.
”It’s a bloody ride, I’ll tell you that for nothing,” “A” woman commented, “hair raising stuff. Mostly on the back of my neck, hitchhiker who turns out to be a serial killer kind of ride, but still, when I was just a girl learning to distrust people who looked different, I never dreamed one day I’d get to drive an entire national agenda on that basis.”
But it seems, even though both have reached giddier heights than anyone expected, they’re now struggling with how to go forward.
”I’ll keep supporting “the” woman in “a” parliament,” “the” man advised, “she can’t do anything without my help.
The fear of losing “the” youthquake makes me “a” bit jittery though, I may have to change “a” position or turn from hero to villain. Only “a” Lansman isn’t so keen on that. He wants “the” Lexit.”
So an endless pickle festival then?
”Yes. But focus on “the” woman would you please? Not on me. I’m trying to get “a” giant fencepost out of “the” backside.”
Okay.
”So what are you going to do now about “the” Brexit?” we asked “a” woman.
”Oh gosh. It’s very difficult. I admitted during “a” speech last Friday that it will make us poorer, it will lose us control, there’s not much left of “the” cake, I’m afraid. Even “the” official leader of “a” opposition can only vaguely promise to try make everyone a bit less poor, in the dreamscape of unicorns where he gets to do “the” negotiations.”
Well, what is left? There must be something? Still one reason?
”Yes,” they said as “a” chorus, “there is still “the” elephant in “the” Brexit room.”
Which is?
”The reason it all started to begin with. Can’t you see it? It’s staring you in the face?”