LCD Views has received a leaked summary of the recent census of La La Land and it reveals a boom in population that runs contrary to many recent population trends in industrialised countries.
”The big counter trend is that the population boom is a result of mental procreation,” our demographics specialist says,
“people aren’t moving to live in La La Land seeking new opportunities and bringing La La culture, but the resident population is doing this themselves by establishing a parallel universe next to people who refuse to move in with them.
In fact, it’s likely the population boom may discourage inward flows of migration.”
While anyone living in La La Land finds it a perfectly suitable place to live, academics who are not from the university of life are raising concerns.
”The government of La La Land has no bloody idea what it’s doing and while they may appear smug and self assured, they’re storing up massive problems for non la la land.”
One of the other issues relate to people who actually use Google to find facts.
”This is a serious and troubling concern for the minority of reason based inhabitants. It can lead to awareness of a looming loss of rights and growing economic calamity.
Especially as La La Land is not a country based on geography, but a bug eyed, swivelled headed idiocy that finds rabble rousing bigoted chancers presenting inherently racist agendas as perfectly acceptable, if it plays into their mortal fears represented as a sense of nostalgia the inhabitants of La La Land can’t be bothered to identify and combat with honest introspection.”
But what do you do if you find yourself surrounded by La La Land when you want to live elsewhere?
”You can leave. Many choose to. Or you can continue making the argument that living in La La Land is foolish and irresponsible.
Curiously, many La La Lands are actually democracies, so you can continue to make counter arguments even after idiotic decisions have been taken by governments, and if you can convince enough people to leave La La Land then you will succeed.”
But what if you don’t succeed?
“Then you’ll find yourself living in an Idiocracy and that’s never good. Except for people happy in La La Land as ignorance is apparently bliss.”