LCD Views has been given the exclusive by Lord Rothermere, owner of The Daily Vomit. His portfolio has broadened with the launch of Daily Smear Musical Theatre Productions.
A West End theatre on Shaftsbury avenue is to be the venue for Smear’s first production, ‘Enemies of the People’, which is described as:
‘A reawakening of the famous, multi score musical The Producers, and just putting more Nazis in to increase the fun for everyone!’
In a closely guarded interview we sent I P Standing along to gain insight into the production, which has been described by insiders as very much heart on sleeve.
“I feel that the hit ‘Springtime for Hitler’ blends in well with current political dynamic,” said Lord Rothermere, “I can’t stop humming it…..be a smarty join the Nazi party. I do it while I try to undermine the judiciary.”
The Lord went on to reveal it reminds him of “fond memories of my grandfather looking across at Adolf with all those impressive men doing what he wanted. Actually breaking real things, can you imagine?”
He even suggested Oswald Mosley should be the UK governor! What a pick.
“I’ve spoken to my editor, Paul Dacre of the Daily Vomit,” Rothermere continued, “and he can’t stop coming up with new verses to complement the songs in the production. He said he’s so fertile with ideas that it’s getting in the way of desperately digging for dirt on Meghan Markle.”
His current favourite is, ‘Enemies of the People, throw them from the steeple!’ set to a swinging drum and bass.
“We’re going to ask Stormzy to set the score for some of the new songs. If he refuses we’ll run articles all week in the Vomit blaming him for causing the riots in 2011. Follow it up by proving he causes fruit to rot in the fields.”
Lord Rothermere is putting real effort into the costumes too, “I’m currently designing the uniforms for the show. Broad lapels with a waspish Kate Hoey waist, hem at half thigh, and of course knee length black shiny boots.
It should be a fashion winner on the catwalks of Milan!
Dacre has said that once we are ready to launch the show, he will do an eight page spread.
It will be truthful, extremely positive, a serious pre-determined and critical acclaim of the show.”
When will it open?
“Oh, that’s easy, we have it scheduled for 10pm on 20th March 2019. Quite apt, don’t you think? Get the brown shirts swinging, singing and dancing again the old fashioned musical way.”