A severe weather warning about the inherent danger of Jacob Rees-fog has been issued for Somerset and parts of central London.
”It’s a type of poison fog,” Fichael Mish, meteorologist with the University of Democratic weather, told LCD Views.
”We believe it results from voting patterns in North East Somerset in recent years, but it has spread about the English countryside since 2016 and now is liable to cloud vision in any area of the country, but most notably in Westminster and anywhere the future of the U.K. is being discussed.”
The fog appears to rise and sink away intermittently.
”It’s normally accompanied by some half baked conspiracy to malign a democratic institution like the civil service or judiciary, which backfires, and then the fog dissipates for a period while the underlying causes draws in energy from the macro weather systems. It’s especially dangerous if you’re navigating across the English Channel.”
It’s warned that attempting to navigate in an episode of Jacob Rees-fog is potentially hazardous to your mind.
”The safest form of travel, if you find yourself in the fog, is anything popular before the invention of the internal combustion engine, coach, horse and cart.
But not hot air balloon as that’s a French thing and Rees-fog seems to attack the material made to use lighter than air machines. It seems to get almost malignant if you try and rise above it. It wants you below.”
Yes, what about those silly people who believe it has a supernatural cause and not a natural one?
”You’re talking about the new measures being introduced by the EU in 2019 to clamp down on tax avoidance as a result of the revelations in the Paradise and Panama Papers?”
Yes. It seems the fog is related to Brexit weather patterns? According to some experts.
”Total rot.
How could the neocon ideological drive to undermine the ability to clamp down on massive tax evasion by withdrawing England (no one is thinking about the rest of the nations of course) from the scrutiny inherent in treaties and union involving twenty seven other democracies have anything to do with an “emerging market” capitalist shrouding the land in olde world styled, vision obscuring fog?”