Jacob Rees-Mogg was involved in a fracas with a crowd at the West of England Theatre, Bristol, yesterday.
“I now realise what the Beatles had to go through and why they needed personal security,” gasped Jacob.
This all came about due to his new hit single “Food, Clothing and Footwear”.
The Brexiteer’s new single has been climbing steadily through the BBC hit single charts.
“It’s a catchy little number,” hinted Jacob, “and I do like the way I persuaded Lord Adonis to come in on the chorus with ‘Brexit, poorer and homeless’. It adds a little piquance to my ditty”.
“I never realised the crowd would be physically pushing me to get hold of the CD.
“I am truly shocked!
“For the larger venues I will be keeping my large lapel suits and my top hat, (with the addition of some glitter). If it’s good enough for Noddy Holder of Slade it’s good enough for me”, said Jacob.
We asked Bob Geldof for his view but he just mumbled ‘no comment’.