Theresa May has gotten tough on those seeking to emigrate away from Brexit Britain in the transition period saying, “We will stop Brits permanently fleeing the country during the transition period.”
We spoke to our Democratic People’s Republic of Britain correspondent, who heard the landmark speech in China.
“I was eating my favourite dim sum at a little restaurant in a side street when I accidentally looked at Twitter.” M. Flatley said, “I almost choked on my sticky pork buns.”
The speech was a play, Flatley suggests, to keep the racists in May’s party happy.
”With declining membership of the Conservative Party, as old and nostalgic racists die, this will boost recruitment, May thinks.”
But how will the EU27 respond?
”They will welcome the move with open arms.
Imagine a flow of well educated people committed to your values seeking sanctuary away from a country increasingly pitching itself to the world as an isolationist, xenophobic and frankly clueless in order to strike new trade deals from a substantially weaker position than previously? Let them come.”
It’s not clear how the audience of Chinese politicians and officials received the speech, but we are prepared to take a wild stab in the dark.
”May is a ridiculous and weak leader who has no control of party or country, which is not respected,” Flatley stabs in the dark.
”Furthermore, she has exceptionally weird timing. Over here saying send your students and send your cash and by the way, we don’t like Europeans, imagine what we really think of you in May’s universe of idiocy?”
It’s probably about time this prime minister and her party of ageing dust mites of hate were swept from office.