Moon landing conspiracy theorists were in a celebratory mood today with the confirmation that rumours the disused aircraft hanger used to film the fake moon landings in the 1960’s and 70’s is being refit to film Trump’s UK state visit, are true.
“This is a turning point for conspiracy scientists in all fields,” Dr Tinothy Foile told LCD Views, “our decades long crusade for truth is finally bearing fruit.
Why, once the faking of Donald Trump’s state visit to the UK is proven, it will lead naturally to the whole world finally realising no man has walked on the moon. After that, who knows? Vaccines and autism link proven, most likely.”
Although it’s not certain when the filming will take place, it has been ascertained, by documents leaked to Dr Foile from a source inside the US military, that a long list of British celebrities will be in the crowd to ensure the film is believable.
“Arron or Aarron or Arrrrrrrrrrrrn Banks, how do you guys spell his name again?” Dr Foile continued,
“Nigel Farage, Theresa May, Boris “BS” Johnson, Owen ‘BS’ Patterson, Jacob Needs-smog?, someone dressed like the Queen, an actor playing Prince Philip, well, the list goes on to David ‘not a disaster’ Cameron. It’s really going to be something.”
As to release dates for the film, that is dependent on the negotiations between Donald Trump’s astrologist and 10 Downing Street to determine the best phase of the moon to film the state visit in.
“This should be way easier than when they faked the moon landings,” Dr Foile remarked,
“the expense to drag the moon out of orbit and miniaturise it to fit inside a manmade structure almost bankrupted the United States.”
While the final title of the cinematic marvel will most likely be determined by the general public, the good doctor has a suggestion for what the film should be called,
“The Loon Landing,” Tinothy was adamant, “grab your popcorn, this conspiracy is going to make both Brexitannia and Donald Trump great again!”