LCD Views can report from a math competition which occurred at a central London location this morning, that noted child genius, little Liam ‘air miles’ Fox, has failed to solve the famous math puzzle of the Brexit Dividend.
Maybe you can do better?
UK (dividend) / Brexit (divisor) = ?
In what was a highly anticipated moment in math, ‘air miles’ Fox, took to the equation live on air, with next to no preparation.
Our best economics correspondent, Dr Quit Er, was listening and gave his reaction,
“I admit I was disappointed.
I’ve taken on the equation over and over and it always, always, without fail, equals an economic boom and a unicorn for every man, woman or child.
I don’t understand how little Liam can have failed? International trade is clearly his best subject, but math is close behind.”
Dr Quit Er isn’t alone. Our whole office was baffled.
“Perhaps it’s the jet lag?” Titan Searchlight asked.
“Liam has reportedly flown further than the Moon in business class, and that was by April 2017.
God knows how tired of all those air miles little Liam must be by now? He works hard for the taxpayer coin. What a trojan horse he is.
Anyway, I hope he has the company of a good friend during all those difficult hours, trying to find entertainment between complimentary drinks, five star hotels and meeting some of the most famous humanitarians on the planet?”
We can only recommend that the Department for International Trade is lent a math tutor from that bastion of accounting genius, DExEU, to help ‘air miles’ Fox work through the equation before he’s publicly tested again.
And if you haven’t yet solved,
UK (dividend) / Brexit (divisor) = ?
The answer is David Davis. We think.