LCD Views spoke today with noted, British revolutionary leader Jesus Corbyn Christ, or JCC, to hear how he’s going to achieve his stated aims of saving the NHS and everyone on this island, before, or after, economic calamity strikes.
“Personally, I’d prefer to save the NHS after economic calamity has engulfed the U.K.,” JCC smiled,
“calamity is a much greater recruiter than a few thousand kids shouting insults on social media at anyone who dares point out inconsistencies between my assertions and my actions.”
We settled down to a breakfast of smashed avocado and rye, brought by our correspondent, to learn more.
“We are taking a bit of heat from centrists, both left and right leaning ones, for not opposing Brexit and shoving May’s disaster caravan into the ditch, but I’m prepared to weather that.
I’m sure we’ll be able to protect all the rights for ordinary people built up over the decades of EU membership, once we get the Tories out.
I’ve weathered criticism all my political career, each time I cross the floor to vote with the Tories.
Which I’ve done for all of my career. It’s about principles.
No more so than now.”
Next JCC goes on to illuminate some of the deeper strategy behind his current pretending to fence sit on Brexit.
“We need to make a show of resistance, now and then, so our activists have something to spin when confronted by class traitor yellow Tory moderates.”
He explains the vote against the EU Withdrawal Bill the other day was the perfect example.
“Make a big show of voting against a bill you’ve consistently supported all the way from the triggering of Article 50. Sheer genius.”
And he reminds us again.
“Getting the Tories out of government is the most important thing, just not too quickly, or we won’t get the social revolution you can only get when middle class, class traitors are also living out of a bin.”
We’ve a suggestion though, how about you just get the Tories out? Base the decision on principles. Namely, what does Nigel Farage want?
You remember him, he’s the wannabe who said the timing of Jo Cox’s murder was inconvenient because it clashed with his launch of a poster billboard mirroring Nazi propaganda.
Maybe base your principles on whatever he doesn’t want? Just a thought.
Country before ideological zeal is so 20th century. What are we suggesting?!